ANGRY DRAGON REVIEWS: MARK75'S STATEMENT AT 8:20:12PM, UTC +10

(8:20:12 PM) Mark75: Not this cat.

LSDRAGON'S REVIEW OF MARK'S STATEMENT

When I was a young boy, I used to listen to Good Charlotte. What a fool I was. But there are always things we regret. Today I look at people who are thirteen or twelve and I think they're real stupid, but I was the same way. So we try and introduce them to the things we think are cool, and the cycle continues forever.

Cats cannot play jazz, contrary to what the terminology says. Their paws are not adapted to the delicate fingerings needed to play the double bass. So Mark's statement wins on terms of accuracy - indeed, he cannot play jazz.

The clarity of his statement is also something to admire - no unnecessary (sp) punctuation or overlong exposition. A clear idea. There's a definite debt to Cormac Mccarthy in here.

Did you know when you search a word, Google now gives a dictionary definition of the word? Soon Google will be spoon-feeding us baby powder, a result of a typological mixup from the programmers, and we will all choke on the dust of our forgotten youth.

So, summing up, here's an overview.

Accuracy: 5/5
Clarity: 5/5
Number of bullets left in the revolver: 5/6
TOTAL: 15/16.

A very strong showing from our own Mark.